Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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