Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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