Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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