Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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