whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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