You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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