I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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