I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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