Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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