Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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