You just made me feel so damn special
its not stalking. its research.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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