i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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