he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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