Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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