I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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