All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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