Just cropdusted the office
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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