words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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