"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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