Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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