her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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