are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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