By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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