You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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