just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
