He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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