i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ok first of all what the fuck
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