Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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