I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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