No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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