i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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