weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Randomize