Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The feeling are messing with the penis
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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