Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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