I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
