At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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