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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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