i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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