i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Two words: blizzard sex
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