Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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