I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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