Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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