This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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