I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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