Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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