so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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