I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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