I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You were trust falling into bushes
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
