I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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