i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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