haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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