the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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