so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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