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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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