is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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