I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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